I THINK FORTUNE COOKIES LIE.
WHEN I DIE WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GO TO MY FUNERAL DRESSED LIKE THE GRIM REAPER? DON’T SAY ANYTHING JUST STAND THERE.
CAPTAIN PLANET RETURNS.
I WANT A HOUSE , A NEW CAR, A PLASMA TV TO BE FREE TO BE HAPPY.
GORDA I LOVE U, BECAUSE YOUR MY RIDE OR DIE CHICK<3
YEAH, WELL ,LISTEN. YOU OUGHT TO DITCH THE TWO GEEKS YOU’RE IN THE CAR WITH NOW AND GET IN WE’LL WORRY ABOUT THAT LATER. I WILL SEE YOU THERE. ALL RIGHT?
THAN OTHERS. THAT’S THE MARK OF A TRUE.
DON’T BE SAD BECAUSE OF PEOPLE –THEY WILL ALL DIE.
WHEN I DIE , I WANT MY TOMBSTONE TO OFFER FREE WIFI,JUST SO PEOPLE WILL VISIT MORE OFTEN.
WHEN I WAS BORN , I WAS SO SURPRISED , I DIDN’T TALK FOR A YEAR AND A HALF.
WHEN I’m SINGLE, ALL I SEE ARE COUPLES BEING HAPPY. WHEN I’M DATING SOMEONE, ALL I SEE ARE SINGLES BEING HAPPY.
FOD NEWS SPECIAL REPORT, PRES. BUSH ANNOUNCES GOPHER KILLED.
“TWITTER IS STUPID, AND INSTAGRAM IS TWITTER FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN’T READ”
I WOULD LIKE TO THINK I WILL DIE A HEROIC DEATH, BUT IT’S MORE LIKELY I ‘II TRIP OVER MY DOG AND CHOKE ON A SPOONFUL OF FROSTING.
I’M NOT AFRAID TO DIE. I JUST DON’T LIKE THE THOUGHT OF BEING GONE SO LONG!.
“IT’S NOT THAT I ‘M AFRAID TO DIE .JUST DON’T WANT TO BE THERE WHEN IT HAPPENS”. – WOODY ALLEN
I HEARD SHE USES INTERNET EXPLORER LOL
WHEN I DIE I WANT MY LAST WORDS TO BE, “I LEFT A MILLION DOLLARS UNDER THE…”
HAHA DIE BITCH, DIE.
DIE, DIE, DIE MY DARLING.
SORRY I DIDN’T GET YOUR TEXT, JUST KIDDING I IGNORED THAT SHIT.
IF I DIE, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DEATH —-, TO DIE THE EXERCISR OF YOUR PASSION. –PHILIPPE PETIT
COOL BRO…..
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